...or KazKeys, Phil likes performing, it runs in the blood. Phil here is our ace on the keyboard, don't be fooled by the photo 'cos he can actually knock out a few numbers on a guitar too, and a banjo, and a kazoo. Just don't mention the stylophone 'cos that's a sore point.
Age: Doesn't matter
Dislikes: Inappropriate use of apostrophe's
Favourite Bishop: Desmond Tutu